FirE LicKin HawT

tis is REALLY like playing real life tag …wher i shud be screaming hysterically like a crazyhead~~ cos i’m about to be tagged, then "I’M IT"!! ~~ haiz. *hyperventilates* games like dat r too exciting for me. I might die in the middle of the playground playing catch. But tis is online..

                                          Angel’s blog is  < HERE >

                                    

                                       and friendster is < HERE >

    

•     Name 10 people to do this survey
•     Answer these questions honestly~~    ( formalities )

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♥ Deidre @ yellowbutterfly-girl.blogspot.com

♥ StePh @ iamsteph-07.blogspot.com

♥ tag virgin, s[T]p @ jonathantheodorewee.blogspot.com 

♥ GkHo @ desir3.blogspot.com

♥ tag virgin 2, GlenN Tan @ purehotchocolate.blogspot.com

♥ VeroNica @ selfairy.blogspot.com

♥ Jonathan Phe @ mejonq.blogspot.com

♥ Phoebe @ everlasting143.blogspot.com

♥ Doreen @ doreensmiles.blogspot.com

♥ Sherry @ loveydoveysherry.blogspot.com

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1 ) Are you allowed to have a bf/gf?

** duhh~~ if i wasn’t would i care, either ways? i say allowed means allowed. But i guess i am :)   Why, do u wanna wanna be my someone?~   

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2 ) Describe urself in one word

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3 ) Who would you pick, someone who really loves you, or the one you love?

– i’d pick the one i love. living without loving ain’t called life. how can u leave the only one you want for someone who wants you? you can never let go. .. you only know love when u’ve loved. So u can’t measure sumone’s love for u, unless you can return that love     <3      **dun be blind towards what love is.

                               

4 ) Have you ever loved someone BEFORE but never had the courage to tell him/her?

** never. I never let off a chance…because he’s the one that’s worth everything I feel, he deserves to know what he’s worth and how much he means~~~ Plus, my method is ‘chiong’. So i usually chiong kin ki for boys i want. U’ll never cross the finish line if you don’t speed.

             
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5 ) Does it feel good to love?~

** i guess it hurts. But if it doesn’t hurt u’d never know how good it feels either and yeshhh, it feels good. Nothing beats the happiness that comes with loving~~

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6 ) God is giving u just 5 more minutes to live, IF you love someone special what will you say to that person?

** He’s never so alang-alang le. But if dat’s the case i guess I’d say sorry for everything i’ve done because there’s no more time to make up for it — and ask them to pray for me and fucking forgive me cos i’m about to be judged.

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7 ) What will you say to someone who doesn’t want to believe you??

** fuck you. Err. depending wad the issue is. But i’d probably drop them a reverse psychology line that would make them think twice dat i actually noe wad the f i’m talking about.

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8 ) Was ever a time that you tried to learn to love someone?

** there was ever a time i was with a REALLY REALLY good guy. But i didn’t love him. So i tried really hard to love him, because ideally i can’t be any happier to have a guy hu loves me this much… but feelings can never be forced. I guess people and time and words all come by us to tell us something, but it’s not always meant to be there.

Owhs, and i tried to love ah lung as in 5388 pui lung too, cos he apparently said he was into me and tho i din trust him, my foster bro was good with him at tat time. SO, i tried loving him. But yeah obviously it din work rite. eww.

                              

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9 ) What’s your opinion about someone who’s jealous?

** there’s 2 kinds of jealous. First kind is the jealous that makes the person over-control the other. THAT, is called CRAZY.  …girls, ur bfs all have a mother each. They dun need another mother. If u dun owes listen to ur mother n u act like one wad makes u think ur boy’s gonna take it in a good way?~~ let it be.

the second kind of jealous is the can’t-b-helped kind. This kind’s good. It means u love sumone a lot. Or it means u like my dress a lot. Or mebe u hate me and my dress, but u like my boyfriend. Or mebe u like my ex. Point is, stuff i have dat u dun have.

                                              

Other kinds of jealous like u wan my DKNY bag then go n make ur own cash bitch.

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10 ) What can you say about playboys/playgirls?

** don’t judge. everyone needs their own fun. bitching makes u a bitch.

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1 ) Best place to cry?    — on a friend’s shoulder.

2 ) Who do you love the most?   – frens n bros, hu’s owes been ther for me~~

3 ) Tell us ur dream las night?  — i seriously dun recall but i rmr 2 nites ago i had a nightmare that Zong came to kuching and left the airport while i was running after him and he din turn ard and i woke up crying. Stupid mango ice cream, i think i ate too much.

Zong : no more mango ice cream for u!

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4) Ever hated someone so bad?   – yeah Diana i told u i wan to kill her didn’t I, why do u owes bring up my past? cb.

5 ) The biggest & most hurtful lie you heard? – that i slept around, and a lot of people thought so.

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[[ * LAST PERSON... * ]]

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:: had a beer with?    — the girls

:: went to the movies with?  — completely dun rmr

:: talked on the cell phone with?  — Alex Su

:: u hugged?  — i dun rmr. 

:: u yelled at?  — brother…cos he was so damn cibai with me.

[[ * IN THE LAST WEEK HAVE YOU...* ]]

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>> Kissed sumone?   – no..wait, Ginger.

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>> Sing/sung/song?  — in the shower. Owes. And jus now, listenin to Elevator~~ heheh^^

>> Danced crazy?  — not in the past week. been tame.

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// Think of the las time u wer angry, why were u angry?

…frens stuff. i guess sumtimes starting out being the good person makes u the bad guy in the end

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// You will die in 3 mins. Last call?

…Nick.

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// If you could do anything OR wish anything, wad would it be?

…i would put a world class label on my dresses, buy my own house on the Bali coastal line, buy my 350z fairlady in silver, get my 2 Gucci bags i so love, and probably do Martin

                              

                                  This is Martin teehee^^

// Would you or have you ever blackmailed someone?

…only in necessary cases, like my brother.

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// Are you old fashioned?

…guess not.

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// What would be harder for you, to tell someone you love them or that you do not love them back?

…harder to tell them u dun love them. Courting boys is easier than breaking up with them too.

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// What things would be the hardest thing for you to give up on?
…taking photos. I might die.

   

          

Days pass as fast as u can wank esp wen ur not in school. Or wen ur not working. Like me.

I can’t even remember the days, and wen i do it’s already yesterday.

So yesterday went to The Spring~ wit Ollie

She wantd Starbucks, and I really REALLY wanted to ask Michelle about the cup she put bhind the tv, for real..i can’t get over why she did it. So really wanted to ask her.

So starbucks it was~~

         

Kanineh, then had to wait for Michelle to come down for so fcking long~~  i think i can deliver a baby in the time she took.

                        

         

Lalala~~

Mmm, i dunno if it’s jus me or Starbucks is getting to be the same. I miss Tao^^

Then walked around, I wanted to see handphones~~ cos mine is being so retarded i’m looking for an institution for it; Ollie’s lookin for a phone too..

Din go to the Nokia store, but went to the Sheer Unique one..

                                    

So yeah i dunno much about phones, wad i do know is dat tis is not the latest but like one of the latest.J700. And it’s RM520. ( excluding trade-in value if any, and cash discount ) Which is really cheap and made me look like o.o

                     

Ollie had her eyes on tis slide phone, the girl sed it was the latest, F250-music; and after her trade in worth RM60 she had to pay RM440 more which makes it in total — RM500

…i reali dun get why it’s so cheap.

I fell in love  <3   :

                   

Retail price is like RM18xx+ can’t really rmr; after discount it’s RM1660 for me.

But then I saw sumthing else :-

               

Which is oso super pretty! but nth beats the LG Secret.

So yeah, coming to u hu is behind ur screens saying "DUN BUY DUN BUY, LG LOUSY!" i want to tell u that UR fren probably said "DUN BUY DUN BUY, SAMSUNG LOUSY!!" and sumone else is saying "DUN BUY DUN BUY NOKIA LOUSY!" …and in the end the onli person stupid is ME, because i listened but did not listen!

– I wanted the N76 tho it’s getting to be old, but apparently Carol tells me the ‘liaw’ is not like the v3 i’m using and Adrian told me the chrome spoils easily, ‘too bad’.

– Then i wanted the j700 but i feel not song that it is like RM500?

– so now i want the LG Secret, and this Ollie gives me a tone and asks "u like LG ha?".

So i decided i’d jus go for looks since it makes me happie. LG phones are pretty.

So if ther’s anything u wanna say to me bfore i buy a Secret u shud seriously tell me NOW.!!

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Owh yeah, u noe that Nickelodeon show they used to have called "Figure it Out" ? Where Nickelodeon celebs gotta guess wad "talent" or weird shits the kid can do? –sum of the stuff these kids do are like so duhh, i can do it even if i was handicapped. like feeding their pet dog with their mouths. N crazy crap like dat. Or they can fit themselves through a hanger.

WELL, i got ONE FRIEND ( OLLIE ), who can fit BOTH HER THIGHS, CROSS-LEGGED, UNDER THE STEERING WHEEL OF A KENARI.

U noe that space between the steering wheel and the seat?

Let me show you :-

                      

Just so u noe ( because pictures never really size up properly, like ppl actually think Ms.153cm here is tall — but i’m 155cm, r u happie? geez. ) …just so u noeeee, that space where her legs are actually cross is actually less than 30cm as in ur long ruler.

Haiz, u all drive la. Kenari kelissa everything merz and bm oso got, u all noe that space wher ur thighs fit under the steering wheel. This is my only friend hu has enuf space to do dat. I think her thighs are like my arms.

It’s cool. She shud be on Figure it Out.

Yes u stupid bitch i watch Nickelodeon, and i’m cool.

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Then @ 11smth at night Jerry msged and askd to go out bt i was alr in night clothes~

So guess i’ll be out wit him tonite.    

   

Last night, went with Ollie for supper after she taught tuition~~ it was Wednesday night, so she din actually need therapy. She needs stress release treatment at my hse like all the time after hell kids’ class on..Mondays.

Anyways, so lazy to blow hair and plus my curls are being bitchy and ugly~

                        

So tied it all up~

         

Teehee^^ met Wallace Wong der too   =)  [ 3rd Mile McD ]

Then came home at 10.54pm ( yes, i rmr the exact time cos i turned on my pc screen ); and then SOMEONE called again.

Let me tell u yesterday’s funny shit :-

Yesterday lunch, Morgan’s number msged me to call him back ( about my vaio ).

*ringring*

Guy : ( kek voice ) heeellooo?~~

Me : YEAH? hu’s this?

Guy : meeee? …i’m..ur.. secret admirer..

Me : *suspects* WAD? (…hears voice jus for confirmation )

Guy : ur SECRET ADMIRER.. teeheehee~~

Me : Jerry ah.

Guy : SHIT. how u noe it’s me?

Me :   -.-"’ ur ..pronounciation.

Guy : bt my pronounciation nt good le..

Me : dat’s why.

Guy : u not fun one.

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[ 10.55pm ]

*number calls*

Me : hello?

Guy : helloo? wher r uu? ( different voice )

Me : hu’s tis?

Guy : heheheh.. wher r u la?

Me : jerry ha?

Guy Jerry : *pause* celaka. why u noe it’s me? u SO not fun to play one..

Me : -.- haiya.

Jerry : go out for a drink can o not?

Me : now?

Jerry : no?

Me : i mean now?

Jerry : yea yea..

Me : can la..

Jerry : came?

Me : CAN!

Jerry : …can?

Me : KE YI KE YI!!

Jerry : OWHH, ke yi.. okay, how long u need?

Me : ready liaw..

Jerry : ok coming..

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So went with Jerry to The Little Cafe at 101 ( Morgan’s )…til like 12+am n it closed …and then back to my house wher we talked til nearly 1am, and then out to the ATM.

This is fcking funny.

Mebe bcos my bladder was fcking full and i so badly wanted to pee that i sat with my legs so tight together like a virgin for the first time. And mebe that’s why a lot of things were funny because u tend to vibrate more when u want to pee.

Went to the ATM at BDC. –not working. 

Went to the ATM at tabuan –not working.

Went to the ATM behind tabuan  –not working.

…then went back to Jerry’s hse for a while, to change car becos a lot of police wer out.. and i used his toilet. He says i buat malu onli. Eeee, where got. Ppl need to pee ma.

THEN, went to the ATM in town opp McD –not working.

Went to the ATM in Swak Plaza  –not working.

By tis time i was laughing like a crazy cow to myself in the car becos i noe it’s damn frustrating tat every ATM we went to doesn’t work and Jerry would look like he wants to kill someone/something.

Went to the ATM at Affin Bk nx to Swak Plaza. –not working.

TAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

I’m sorry i’m laughing. But it’s really funny. Esp since it was really cold in the car. It’s not funny, but u tend to vibrate more wen ur cold ( n wen u wan to pee ). And u tend to laugh more because the vibration continues and u find u get warmer with each HA HA.

I laughed so hard my tube top slipped off wen i was alone in the car waitin for Jerry. I think i laughed until my boobs shrunk o smth. Celaka. I wish i was a guava tree instead of an apple tree sumtimes. If u get my cup of tea boobs  (.)(.)

Then we got back to my place and talked til.. like 3am.

He’s fun to talk to   

Dun get me wrong. He’s a brother to me, not a mister.

Plus we are a lot alike in sum ways and he’s funny. Esp his kintio to the max face wen i helped him reverse his car and repark.. TAHAHAHA.. he was like clenching his fists.

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Woke up at 10 smth. Not bad, i din oversleep.

Then *forgetitbar Angel* msged me and asked about the Damai rooms; plannin to go together on the 20th with frens. See how lo.. teehee^^

And now i’m here blogging at 12.04noon.

I wonder if i made any plans today, i can’t seem to rmr anything. No, seriously, i can’t rmr anything. I vaguely rmr smth to do with Ollie. Or Alex Su. I cn’t rmr. Nvm, will wait for phone calls   :)

                              

Today is Monday; Monday = Ollie’s ( school ) off day~~ + Michelle was free …SO, went to pick baby girl Ginger up from the vet where she was sitting with a deadly virus for the past …few days ( seriously can’t rmr damnit ), …and by the miracle of God she survived because she’s probably an angel~~     TEEHEE^^

                        

                                 Went to the vet @ Batu Lintang

         

Hehe^^ i’m like so into their icon, it’s SO super dee duper cute! TAHAHAHAHA.. check out the cat, it has a ‘+’ for a nose.

             

That’s darling Ginger. ISN’T SHE BEAUUUUUTIFULLLL?~~~ heheh…and her eyes super beat ANY contacts i’ve ever used! They are so goddamn pretty — pretty bitch. tahaha She’s half Labrador and half Paria ( local breed ). I suppose she might grow quite big and attack me.

Dogs like to attack me. I dun get wad the f their problem is.

I see other joggers and other fuckers pass them n they dun give a poo about any of them and they sit in the grass til I come, and they will start sniffing butt/growling/chasing/etc.

         

I like this place, they have free sweets ( but they are all melted and eww, dun say i told u ) i ate one and i had a hard time peeling the wrapper off…and by the time i did the sweet was no longer a cube ..it was all out of shape   =(  and i bet all the animals felt sorry for me and my pathetic candy, standing at the counter peeling it.

                      

This is Ginger’s friend ( peaceful assumption ). .. dat was one cage too high for her to peek into. I never really knew how to like Chihuahuas. They are funny things. Sometimes i wonder if we are making a mistake thinking they are dogs.

I believe they look closer to martians, escaped from like.. Area 51 o smth.

         

So at first i made a lot of noise because Ollie told me Ginger has a tendency to pee, and i really liked dat MNG dress I was wearing. Hehe^^ but it doesn’t matter i guess.

Ginger is a really good girl lo.. and sooo the manja.. u noe wen u carry her she jus stays still in ur arms, and she is soft and unsmelly and unbitchy, and she will lean on my boobs and roll up in my lap/arms. And she doesn’t try to do anything she’s not spposed to GOOD GIRL, RITE?!

ahahks~~

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makes me wanna have a dog~

like u noe, two Doberman with spiked collars who loves me and hates you.

         

                  

   

– NEXT,

Went to Kaya & Toast. Haiz, same ol routine, ther every afternoon~~

                         

I’m actually not done editing this piece because i wanna cover up the ugly table but.. yeah, i’m lazy, so i’ll jus give u this much first til i complete the rest

..and i noe my hair is like half past dead, i need treatment again.

I seriously like that MNG dress^^ because i can wear it ANYWHERE ANYTIME and it’s so breezy and simple i can jus pull it on without a bra n u can’t even tell unless u noe i usually don’t.

                        

My ice plum lime juice

It’s wad i always always drink @ Kaya & Toast like every afternoon, so much so that my skin is turning greenish yellow too :))))

TEEHEE THE WEEWEE^^

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At night, Ollie came to my house, followed later by Alex & Carol. Talked a bit to Carol abt phones since I’M LOOKIN FOR ONE cos my one is so stupid

   

   

              on Deidre’s blog : - <click to navigate>

                      yellowbutterfly-girl.blogspot.com

                           

            

And here goes mine :-

1. Ollie Kung

2. Steph Kung

3. Amelia Chong

4. Michelle Kho

5. Gkho

6. Alex Tan

7. Veronica

8. Angel

9. Kim

10. Nick

11. Morgan

12. Alex Tan [ ETERNITY ]

13. Alan Yong

14. Dex

15. Aliey Cheah

16. Leonard Sim

17. Alvin Bong

18. Ursula

19. Patrina

20. Grace Tham

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1 )  How did u meet number 18? [ Ursula ]

– she’s my cousin, we met wen we wer fat little babies.

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2 ) What will you do if you have not met number 17? [ Alvin Bong ]

– if i never met Alvin Bong i really dunno wad i am today, he was the first dude i got so crazy about, i think everyone noes the story.

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3 )  What if number 9 and 20 dated? [ Kim, Grace ]

- eww? i tink they both have this erectile dysfunction thing about lesbos. plus, the first has standards only ppl like Jared Leto can achieve ….and the second is wit my mate Leonard Sim.

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4 ) What if number 5 and 10 dated? [ Gkho, Nick ]

– i’m scared to answer tis. my high schul best bud & my best bro =) errhs. ..they’r both taken by good girls anyway.

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5 ) Describe number 1. [ Ollie Kung ]

– TAAHAHHAHA. DYINGGG for this question ( she’s gonna kill me ). HRMM, she IS, like super kwai and normal. She doesn’t even really get wad a blowjob is like. She’s very clean and innocent. She’s very in love with a baker in aus. Make that SUPER in love. She likes all the boys who i don’t like =)  and her shoe size is like 3 or 4, i think she’s an elf.    -LOL-

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6 ) Do you think number 8 is attractive? [ Forgetitbar *AngeL* ]

– OF COUS SHE’S ATTRACTIVE. If she wasn’t do u think she would be my baby and i would be her darling? Plus, i checked out all her exes and they are super suai and eng dao~ grade A guys.

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7 ) Describe number 7. [ Veronica ]

– She’s my sexy cool girl Let me jus quote her as much as dis :- "I believe in violence. If it doesn’t work, it just means UR NOT USING ENOUGH". 

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8 ) Do you know any family members of 12? [ Alex [ ETERNITY]]

– nope =/

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9 ) What language does number 15 speak? [ Aliey Cheah ]

– She speaks, english ( very well )…she sucks in hokkien ( i mean it in a loving way, dumpling ) but she’s pretty good at the cibai and lanjiaos, ( well done to kleb & I ). .. she speaks cantonese, kinda, …i’m very sure she noes sumthing else that i can’t speak.

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10 ) Who is number 9 hanging out with? [ Kim ]

– her best friend is Angel Yu, she socialises well, and hangs wit da som in school. ( so yeah dis is a not so exact answer ).

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11 ) How old is number 16? [ Leonard Sim ]

– 21

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12 ) When was the last time you spoke to number 13? [ Alan Yong ]

– if u mean communicating, i jus replied his comment tis morning. If u mean face to face talking, it was 2 weeks ago in soho

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13 ) Who’s number 2 favourite singer/band? [ Steph Kung ]

– i’m not too sure. but i’m sure it’s sumone sexy and chinese. or soho-ey. I noe she’s into Danity Kane’s damaged big time at the mo     =)

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14 ) Have you ever dated number 4? [ Michelle Kho ]

– no, she was married when i met her, and i dun do married people unless they are rich, nearly dead, RICH, and my name is Slut o smth.

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15 ) Would you ever date number 19? [ Patrina ]

– Hell no, my forgetitbar would kill me, and plus she might cheat on me and run ard with other girls in soho and break my heart after she breaks my virginity. TAHAHAHA.

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16 ) Is number 3 single? [ Amelia Chong ]

– NO. She’s like practically married to Joely Chan.

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17 ) What is number 10’s last name? [ Nick ]

– Yek

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18 ) Would you ever be in a relationship with number 11? [ Morgan ]

– WHY DOES EVERYBODY, INCLUDING TIS F-ING TAG, ALWAYS ASK ME THIS QUESTION?!!! SUMONE JUS ASKED ME TIS LAS NITE TOO!!! … *ahem* ; well, we never noe wad might happen. I shudn’t speak too soon. And it’s hard to answer tis question because i feel uncomfortable and need to pee.

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19 ) What is the school of number 13? [ Alan Yong ]

– THE SCHOOL, OF ROCK. N ROLL. jus kidding, he’s working. no longer studying.

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20 ) Where does number 6 stay? [ Alex Tan ]

– n why would i want to tell u, u might go n stalk the eng tao kia.

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21 ) What is your favourite thing about number 5? [ Gkho ]

– I love Gerald Kho for the fact he’s ALWAYS been a super dee duper buddy and he’s never changed and gotten bitchy/weird/bad, and he’s always always der for me.

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22 )  Have you ever seen number 14 naked? [ Dexter Su ]

– NO!! ahaha.

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I tag : Steph, Gkho, Veron, forgetitbar angel, & Aliey.

So went to Core last night.

It’s where the old Zen is, in case u dun noe.

It’s super hot, i wud have taken pics from the outside but then paiseh cous the walls are all glass. So i look funny taking pics of ppl staring from the inside. And then wen i came out Sandy was standing outside so i felt paiseh to take pics too.

Tahaha~~

Went because Ollie’s cousin, Alex/Jian is leaving for KL soon~~

                  

>>> So that is me after super make up   :D   ^^

I was just asking Ollie if she finds it funny :

– why do girls use make up?~

WHY?!.. . . .to look HOT, right? And WHYYYY, do we want to look hot, for the dudes, right? But then isn’t it funny, men don’t like make up on chicks?  ( but, they like HOT chicks, and ALL chicks look hotter with make up; being beautiful before make up is another argument but clearly all girls are prettier with make up, but they still don like chicks with make up AND THEY THINK GIRLS ARE COMPLICATED?! ).

See? I dun get it. Someone is making a very silly mistake around here.

                         

I wore tis MNG bubble tube  ( RM119 RM70 )  yays~ i find it sexy becossss, i love chinesey stuff. Check out the chinese flowers on it^^  super empress who will strip for her man after Core.

tahaha~   

                                 

Dumdeedumdum~~ MNG + Tommy Hifilger + Vincci. Not really my usual stuff.

                           

                                                    Raspberry^^

                        

                    So that’s the leaving boi ah jian/alex with cousin Ollie^^ ~~

                                          …………….and TAKE #2

                        

               

                                                   With Steffi^^

‘ " To Alex : Wish ya all the super best in everything when you leave~~

      **and then i came home and sibu boy called me and i slept at 2.20am again**

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If ur SO into knowing that sibu boyfriend story, it’s really REALLY complicated but it’s along the lines of  –> unknown number calls Ollie, Ollie asks Jillian to call and find out hu it is with her hamsap voice, boy on other line is sumhow in sibu, boy on other line can’t get over Jillian’s hamsap voice ( which is rated disgusting by all her friends including Ollie & Gkho ) …boy likes Jillian ( poor misled fool; she is neither heavenly hot or purely good )…and Jillian fails to crack the case of who the fck called Ollie from sibu  

….isn’t tis jus like the ah lung story las year?  -.-"’  >.<

– BUT NO, i’m not into him and no he’s not my bf.    

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Am chatting to s[T]p on msn~~ hehe^^ AND, AND AND,

…he’s got super juicy news for sexy girls like ME and YOU who are itching to shop for more sexy and pretty clothes so u can take pretty pictures in Core and Soho like me and blog too      :D   TAHAHAHA~~

It’s a new boutique, jus opened @ RH Plaza behind Nail Me Good~~   :D — Wink Boutique

..so i admit i haven’t been ther myself but i WILL go like really soon   =)

**What i DO know, is that the clothes are from taiwan, wawa stuff, ( i dun noe how to use that word i hope i used it rite ) & dis sexy guy who goes to mojo ( as in Stp himself ) finds sum of the stuff nice. SO GO!! AND GET UR CLOTHES ON, FOR SOHO AND MOJO DUDES! wtf.. ahahah. no la. for urself. and ME ****  [[ open frm 10am - 9pm ]]

( am blogging so u will go out with ur frens today and say "HEY! HEARD THER’S A NEW SEXY PLACE AT RH PLAZA DER" …so let’s gooooo~~~~ )

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So last night, i went to St. Peter’s for their little celebration of a buffet dinner, sketches/skits, singing/dancing performances, all most related to our patron saint, St. Peter.

Like dun go all wtf on me cous it’s a church post so like i gotta minus all the profanity and be a bit more respectful, i’ll jus kill u after tis post      

I never said i was sinless, but i DO like, go to church. Regularly. Teehee~~

So the concert thingy was at  :-

 

The church hall which i’ve never been into and wondered a lot about.  Like about wad they kept in ther and wad ppl do in there and whether exorcism’s been done der n stuff. U noe, normal stuff.

Food? …i din take pics of it. I was hungry and plus i heard it’s rude.

After dinner the performances began.. starting from..

   

…a singing performances by the wardens; the song was "You Raise Me Up" by Josh Groban (  makes ‘wadever’ sign to Westlife fans ).

   

Choir uncle : SO. Who KNOWSSS, the original singer for the song "You Raise Me Up?"

People : o.o   :3

Choir uncle : MMMM… sum say Josh Groban.. some say Westlife.. but FROM NOW ON!!! WHEN PEOPLE ASK U, WHO SANG "YOU RAISE ME UP", ….U SHALL SAY IT WAS THE WARDENS!!!!!~~~YEAAAAHHHH~~~~

People : *rock concert excitement*   \m/

 

So the choir uncle was up next with his other friend, another choir uncle tahaha~~ this is their 3rd practice on their instrumental pieces^^

   

   

This is a skit acted out by the youths in the church; including my babe from school, Katrina Quiroz…but she jus refused to turn ard and face my camera so i had like 10 blur shots of you.. but.. it’s of ur sexyback, babe~~ tahaha~~

>> anyway it’s about the disciple Peter who came amidst a group of teenagers in the modern world and taught the cocky ones to shut the f up and listen to God. In a respectful way. Like, be a good christian.

 

Wanna noe smth interesting?~ THAT’S THE BOY I HAD A MAJOR SEXY ASS CRUSH ON!! He’s Matthias and he’s like, …2 years younger than me but he seriously turned me on altho he was an altar server, i pray for mercy, ( mercy mercy mercyy~~ why won’t u releeeasseeee meh?~~ ) ...but yeah.

I used to think he was awesomely hot n stuff.

His ride is hot too ( SKYLINE, BABEH ), but i liked him bfore he had a ride anyway, so clearly u have no proof that i am a goldigger.

It’s a crazy thing. It’s like wen i saw him i went nuts. Completely. And it’s not the robe outfit thing, i’m not as horny as u.

So they did a school-themed dance performance to sum chinese pop/r&b song

 

 

  And the boys COMPLETELY got their sexy on with flowers!^^ i guess thaz why boys like to see girls with flowers altho i felt flowers are gay. I’m getting the erected idea!

YESHHH, the guy in front is wearing a lodge school uniform. BECAUSE he is from Lodge.

 

* chinese love pop song *

 

   

These kids are awesome. I can like never ever have coordination like that. And i bet i have to be the kid in front becos my arms are too fcking short anyway =/

 

IF YOU DUNNO WAD SONG THIS ISSS, U R LIKE SO LAME   XP

"We’re all in this to-ge-therrr~~ da da da da ( dunno lyrics )"

                It’s high school musical.

I’m not a fan, seriously. But then i jus get excited becos everyone got excited. I saw that high school musical girl’s uncensored pics. Hot, now i noe how big her nipples are. Like a caramel spludge. But she din mean it.

So like, high school musical fans i’m sorry, i saw her naked.

   

                            WOOHOOOO!!! *clapclapclapclap*

 

   YESH. It’s the chicken dance :)     –and they made everyone dance along too. So no worries, jus do it like SOHO, yo ho~~

  I really didn’t understand the lucky draw.

  I think out of all the numbers they called, like about 8 of those numbers, NO ONE came up to get the prizes. I seriously dun get wads SO difficult about accepting gifts wen ppl wanna give it to u.

  Fo real if i was crazy enuf i shud have gone up and taken all those gifts and feel lucky ducky today.

  U noe, today oil is very exp? Rice oso? Kanineh, even kopi-o on the road oso go up. I wan car, EXP. U wan hp, EXP. Ur gf wan LV, EXP. Ur mother wan KK diamond, EXP. NOW PPL WANT TO GIVE U FREE THING HAMPER FAN WAD OSO GOT, NOBODY WANTS?!

Wher got ppl so shy one? ….u can’t survive in the world like this.

   That’s why u need SEXY PUSSYCAT DOLLIE CASSIE to be entertaining on stage and read the number patiently so u ( me ) don’t lose ur temper~~

 

Last was a play acted out by altar servers and youth; illustrating the life of Saint Peter.

 

 

              EEEE! …    that’s like, MY BROTHER!!~~

            He’s playing the role of one of the disciples. My parents waited like one month for his ONE LINE : "Some say ur Elijah". I nearly killed him jus now becos he injured my toe so i wanted to injure him back; so right now i’m not gonna give any fcking finger about his line.

AND, disciple again^^

                [[ * MAIKULIU CAM NO BATT CELAKA * ]]

 

  C-c-c-check it outtttt~~ gladiator~~  he’s the roman soldier.

Dun get the wrong idea. My bro and i are not buddies. This is an act of hostile unsister-ness. We fight all the time, and we constantly injure each other.

   

Then the singing, led by KATRINA QUIROZ!!!^^ She’s a beautiful phillipino babe with a beautiful voice and she sang like an angel. I knew her from school. She likes to poke me. VERY HARD. everytime i’m walking to the car behind church.

hehhehhehehe^^

                   

            

**ps : sorry for bad "pirated vcd effect" pictures with ppl in front. Lazy to move out of my seat

Then after that went home and i craved my ice cream.

    

If u like chocolate, this is superyummilicious~~

                      

AWWW~ ISN’T IT SO FUCKING CUTE?!!!~~~~

Gkho sent the pic to me

I never had a rabbit before. So i dunno how. u noe, responsive they are as pets. And i dunno how to like, u noe, love quiet things. But i loved my pet cactus las time ( in -desperate- effort to find a pet that would not die ).

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ANYWAY, i said i was gonna tell u about my new sibu boyfriend, rite?

Actually the story is really long and getting dangerous. So wen i get the conclusion tmr i shall blog it~~

For now. I NEED TO SLEEP^^      x.x

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I feel a lot happier

I’m very happie i didn’t resort to sumthing completely wreckless crazy and problematic.

I talked to Zong las nite

So i decided to listen to my happy pill and he says :-

                    "LET THE SMALL FRY EAT THE DUST".

So, Small fry, EAT THE DUST! and the fact that lotsa ppl think ur a maicb dog now. ( i noe, i’m still not really letting the small fry eat the dust calmly )

                                           

( stupid small fry looks like that )

Anyways~~

It’s called victory and happy because that siaw chabo deleted her insane blog wher i threw disgusting rocks at her in her tagboard :D      

I feel so pathetic for fighting online.

But most importantly.. *sigh* i feel sad and pathetic for u.

But i’m a bit over it too.

Cous i’m listening to the good guy above and CALMING DOWN. And letting u eat the dust, small fry. ( i still can’t get over the line cos it’s cool and meaningful ).

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UPDATESSS on church concert las nite ( i DO go to church ) …i’m going out with Ollie now.

And i wanna tell u about my new sibu boyfriend.

TAHHAHAHAHA. i am kidding about the boyfriend part in case u can’t see my unserious face

TEEHEE THE WEEWEE^^

                              

*reads yesterday’s post*

I feel so uncool. I lost my cool yesterday. I guess it’s cous i was seriously trying to look hot for my soho man but seriously dat siaw chabo just won’t let me do my stuff in peace.

I mean seriously. My eyelashes won’t even sit fucking properly. And i dun even noe wad goddamn colour my eyeshadow was. ALL I SAW WAS RED.

RED, NOT YELLOW, LIKE UR FUCKING SHIRT IN FRIENDSTER THAT U APPARENTLY CHANGED.

cibai, i read ur blog.

good la. i replied ur tag already. sorry i replied so late. i guess ur blog isn’t as fire lickin hot as mine. delete it lo if u want. i can help u. I’M WILLING TO HELP U! IMAGINE THAT!!

talk about kepo neneks, man. 

n u call me kepo. geez man. becos of u the liquer coudn’t even get into my fucking brain last night cos u got me so pissed the liquer probably burned in my veins.

maicb.

anyway i’ll like get over it cos i got another sexy man in kaya & toast waiting dat i have to look hot for.

if deleting the blog is too hard, lizard’s advice is like so much easier? "jump off civic centre". SO GO!! *hands stuck out in funny mode like a spasm** …and jump.

Wow. it’s like about 1 hr plus to soho, and i feel like killing sum 2 ppl   

- one is. WELL, i’m not the onli one to hate u, Ting.

- two is, ( BECAUSE U FUCKING ASKED FOR IT ) Nana

but hu cares rite? i noe a reallie pretty and sweet Nana hu is like Steph’s fren, but tis one ain’t taahaha~~

So let me tell u wad happened. Just now, i came home from church, and the first girl left me missed calls & a msg asking "wad did i do to u ppl?".

When i logged into friendster becos funny thing is i have an instinct abt online things and checked my profile, … the second girl commented which i so stupidly deleted becos i wanted to show u wad she sed.

It’s mostly in bad english and capital letters anyway. Not much fun to read.

Point is, Nana commented on my page ( with a seriously looney looking photo icon of her in a yellow dunno wat shirt )… saying that I, was ‘KEPO’ and ‘SEHKIA’ for picking on her friend, Ting

..she says i wan to defame Ting, only then will i be happy.

..she also included a line saying "U WAN TO PUT MY NAME IN OSO HA?" or sum shit liddat. Point is, include her.

Now seriously, help me read ppl.

Did i not say, dat Li & Qi commented on Steph’s blog, BUT — I NEVER………….NEVER, STATED THERE WERE 2 PPL. I SED I KNEW HU IT WAS, AND I ONLY PUT TING’S NAME.

So why do u assume i wan to put ur name?

I dun even remember like seriously, saying it was anything to do with u. And i don’t want to anyway teehee~~ neither do i want anything to do with the other. I already told u so.

For crying out loud. It’s my blog, and only my gals, hu noe Ting, knows her. Who the hell else knows hu Ting is?

Tahahaha.

Next time u wan to work together, pick a smart partner.

Like u noe, hu can write competent english.

And i already DID say i’m seh kia, becos i’m 20 going on 8 :)  –anyway if i wasn’t seh kia u got no one to play with u like this rite honeycibai?~~

TEEHEE THE WEEWEE~~

And actually i never planned to drag Nana in until u wanted to bloody comment on my page? so like. it’s ur fault.

And Ting, it was one post. And we dun have to argue because u know everything you’ve done. Ollie and the boys and other names? THEY ARE ALL FRIENDS AGAIN. They are all okay again. And they know WHO made them not okay. One post. Did i look for u? Did i like, link ur friendster page? Did i like, call people again, to get u into trouble? No.

Did i not like, go up to u and tell u u can expect to no more traps from me?

Did i not clear we are from then on, okay?

So tell ur friend TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

>> U KNOW WHAT I WILL DO, NOT TO U. TO NANA. U WAN TO PLAY, LET’S PLAY. FOR A FUNNY THOUGHT, I JUST WAN U TO KNOW U COMPLETELY BROKE MY RESOLUTION NOT TO GET INTO FIGHTS AND BE A BITCH AND UTILISE VIOLENCE.

RIGHT NOW, I’M NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING.

U 2 GOT NOTHING NO SHIT TO DO WITH ME O MY GALS. GO NEAR ANY OF THEM, OR COMMENT ON MY PAGE AGAIN, U WILL SEE WAD I WILL DO TO UR FUCKING FACE, U WON’T HAVE ONE TO PUT ON FRIENDSTER ALREADY.

Read this and close the page. Any other tries and u noe i’ll never stop.

i must be crazy to sacrifice my make up time for this. i’ll come back n deal widdit. i got to get sexy for my man at soho now.

SOOOO..

yesh, was at soho last saturday. Lack of pics hence din wan to blog boring post ( and lazy ). I’m still lazily hunting for pics of me & Ah Min & Ah Pui~~

Tat is our group …that.. i cannot fully name, becoss.. i jus dunno sum names tahahha~~   Ther was Gerd, Ronnie, Romero, Ollie, ME, tis girl and that hu u can clearly see are standing there   :D     — nice ppl, fun too~~ 

**thanks to Romero for photos~~

Samuel’s table was behind ours.

I think our table was super loudest.

Nth much happened except :-

❤    I was innocently and unhornily ( means i did not bodily invite ANYTHING or anyone ) walking back to the table to get cigs for Steph, WHEN, tis nigga jus popped his eyes down my shy cleavage and said "LOW" ( song tat was playing was "Low" ).  … i walked away from him and apparently he followed me back to the table, stared SO fucking annoyingly, …and said "Hi" while walking past — AND, AND, THE NEXT THING I NOE HIS ARM REACHED BACK AS HE WAS WALKING BY AND HE TRIED TO PINCH MY CHINESE ASS wtf BIG TIME MAN!!!

….can’t he molest himself?! HE KNOWS HE WANTS IT

                     

❤    *Ahem* …this was sadly ( for me ) followed by yet another high monkey. As i was walking through the crazy crowd of party people gritting my teeth in fury and disbelieve and plotting whether it’s better to kill him in the Ipanema toilet/Soho toilet …

– this other fucker, watched me pass and came to dance but i put one hand out meaning ( SERIOUSLY, I JUS GOT PINCHED ON MY ASS, GET OUT OF MY WAY SO I CAN TELL STEPH, U STUPID BITCH ) … and then he smiled SO eww-ly hamsap-ly, and TOUCHED MY ALREADY TORMENTED AND SCARED BUTT!!! LIKE WTF IS UP WITH THESE PPL?!!!! I WANNA CHOP THEIR FINGERS OFF AND PICKLE THEM AND MAKE THEM EAT IT WITH CHICKEN BUTT, SERIOUSLY!!!!!

Why can’t they molest other ppl hu look like hotter?

I HATE THEM BIG TIME.

HATE THEM.

And after that tis dude kept saying bye  ( as in "bye.bye.bye.bye.bye.*WAVING* AND GOD FORGIVE ME I’M RACIST COS HE WAS ….like BL NOT CHINESE ) ( multinational ppl read this blog, i dun wan Dubai or Zimbabwe to come picking flags with me ) wen i was waitin for i forgot, was it Ollie to come to the back? yeshh i think it was. Since i was so pissed off i glared at him til i thought my eyes would never be the same again,…and deliberately turned to Sandy and hi-5-ed him BYE! in a happy and sexy way that HE deserves.

Cibai.

If i see him again i must be a man and do the right thing. Kill him.

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I feel terrible for myself because I SUCK at self controlling myself when i shop. God sent me a kiam siap angel hu will help me be stingy and not spend, please

   

HELP ME : So does anybady wanibady noe when the megasale is?~~ planning trip to KL wit Ollie, wanna go during megasale _______________________________________________________________________________

Actually the title that i was thinking of ( for today ) was : UNBELIEVABLE!! and u must say it with a mouthful of oreo cheesecake ( with brown and yellow bits flying out sexily into the wind and ur fren’s face ), while grabbing ur ears til they bleed 

So apparently, Mr. Arnold Lim is back in town

YAYYY~~    ( i heard u called me ur bitch, bitch. ) =P

SOO, …Ollie & I went to meet him up for lunch. Or not, ended up goin to Secret Recipe for cake and drinks :D  ( cos we were saving up, else we’d be sitting opposite in Starbucks wher the grass is greener and the mocha is mocha-er ) . ..

THEN RIGHT, these 2 chicks came to sit bhind us.

They were OBVIOUSLY *rolls eyes at Ollie* from China. Cos of their faces and their.. u noe, the way they talk, plus they are so goddamn cho lo. AND they had this big bag of dragonfruit that they simply threw on the table and peeled animal-ey with their hands and ate em.

Also refused to buy even ice water while sitting at Secret Recipe eating their freaking homegrown dragonfruits.

Then ( i was sitting with my back facing these two crazyheads so i had not much view ) .. .. . . . i heard Michelle & Ollie go "OMG". Actually Michelle first, becos she’s mor hamsap..

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( Ollie : how u noe how u noe they’re from China? issit cos they are eating dragonfruit?! ; desperately inquiring Michelle and I who were bitchily discussing her white panties and thighs )

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THE GIRL, THAT WAS SITTING FACING THE ENTRANCE OF THE SPRING, COMPLEEETEEEELYYY DECIDED TO AIR HER CHINA MADE LEGS, SO SHE WAS SITTING WITH LEGS FLUNG OPEN LIKE 60 TO 90 DEGREES. She was also wearing a skirt. If u got fat thighs like me, then u can’t see much shit, but then SHE, was like super white and slim like the china chick she was, …and she had her freaking walking tools spread out like nobody’s business!

– Michelle and Ollie and…err, Michelle’s fren ( dunno name, this Michelle never noe how to intro fren )~~ started heehee haha and "omg, hen da smth smth" …and ‘omg’ here and there again.

Fine, if u think that’s no big deal.

Then several men standing around suddenly spotted the glorious view of The Valley Within.

AND, they told their friends.

And other men saw it too, and shamelessly stared hard, taking in the scenery, or probably trying to zoom in and see more;…maybe their wives are too old to play "innocent rape" with them already.

And they prolonged their ‘cig break’ and pulled chairs from Starbucks opposite, turned it away from the table, and sat openly facing the 2 ignorant china women, one of whom was arousing much sexual tension.

It’s unbelievable how these men can jus do things out in the open like that, smoking in a group and staring straight at Miss Sunny Pussy opposite, smiling and smirking and laughing to themselves.

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And these men are fat and in ties and way older than my postman or his helmet. 

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Like eww? And another group went away and now young boys came and they sat again, turning their chairs opposite to face the china lady with open legs.

It made me sick thinking of how eww-ly uncivilised these bastards were. "Free show ma" is not an excuse and hardly a joke.

Unbelievable, smth like this can happen in broad daylight and i’m sorry if u think it’s no biggie, but fo real it DISGUSTS ME TO MY ALUMINUM BALLS DAT THOSE MEN CAN JUS SO OBVIOUSLY PULL A CHAIR AWAY FROM THE TABLE AND SIT FACING HER, ACROSS THE ENTRANCE WALK,..STARING SHAMELESSLY AND WHO SO FUCKING CLEARLY ARE HORNY FROM THE ANIMAL LOOK IN THEIR EYES. LIKE EWW? CONTROL UR HYPER SPERM PIPE, DAMNIT!!!!! 

         

                             I killed my cake, i heard it swear at me.

**( plus, it was a bit too dry to live long — my Tiramisu ).

I had a tiramisu cake

Ollie had Oreo cheese.

After we got sick bickering about the china chicks and the staring men smirking from across, ( occasionally, Miss Sunny Pussy would flap her thighs in and out habitually, hence leaving it in a still position of an angle wider and clearer than 90 degrees. Even i, with super sexy brands of panties, don’t always encourage public displays of ( nearly ) genitals. )

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Geez, that was crazy. And do u know how insane that china chick was?! SHE DIN EVEN REALISE THAT THE WHOLE OF THE OTHER SIDE AT STARBUCKS WAS BUSY ERECTING!!! cibai ah!!~~ … crazyhead!!

I would loveeeee to show u a pic of her. I’m sorry i din manage to do it becos she was RIGHT BEHIND ME and i din noe how to take a beautiful shot wifout being noticed. And i’m scared of dragonfruits.

                           

               

                           

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Anyway, u noe i have a big mouth; so i shall proceed to explain YESTERDAY’S post, …as NOTHING on this blog is ever "anonymous"/"unknown" unless it is ultimately private and demonstrates disrespect or results in physical act of violence — and THIS BLOG PROHIBITS CENSORSHIP.

Wad happens was, u noe there’s this beautiful girl i know called Steph

 

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– her blog is < www.iamsteph-07.blogspot.com > as most already noe.

Recently, sum cibei yang tagged on her blog sumthing that was not very nice about Steph; that she edited her eyes and were fake ( like wtf Steph has nice eyes and it’s called contacts and make up, so go have sex with the canteen man and get money to buy ur own ) …which was so stupid i dunno wher to begin spelling stupid.

- so right,

naturally, frens of Steph defended her and cursed those nabeh kias to hell~~ ( "Li & Qi" as they are spposedly called proceeded to provoke us with talks of sibu ppl and policemen ) 

the reason why i didn’t blog it yesterday was because i didn’t like to bring bad attention to my fren’s blog and because it was so childish.

My intention of blogging it is now because that stupid bitch made a very careless mistake and now we know who it was.

I kan-ed that person like crazy in the blog.

Check out my literal tongue.

But that person, sadly, did not hiu my abusive comments. =(

In fact, only wen Ollie commented a mildly mean comment like "they are ugly" which is NOT WORSE than my "shot in the cibai" line, …the unbelievably stupid person commented immediately :-

"u and ur sis the same de…fake"

– my my. however on earth can a noe a girl hu commented with the name "Ollie" is Steph’s sis, assuming this person is obviously not sumone close to both?

I tell u why.

TING, i noe u can’t reply our bitchy tags tonight becos u are out either cao-sai-ing with sumone’s boyfriend again, -OR- ur out clubbing and dancing on tables.

When u come home and read Steph’s blog, better not immediately shoot back; go sleep first. I’m sure the beer in ur head is killing u ( YAY ). We won’t bother to read the blog til tmr anyway :)     — and yes everyone including those online warriors in nana’s blog knows it’s freaking u.

Ur so stupid u make Britney Spears look like Albert Einstein’s inspiration.

                      

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TAHAHAHA. i’m so childish i shud go and make frens with kids in kindergarten *tralalala~~

                         

I’ve been bored lately

Been spending my nights pretending to be Ah Boy’s girlfriend, chattin to s[T]p ( who also just recently opened his new blog ) – < www.jonathantheodorewee.blogspot.com > . .. wad else? and chattin to random others :)))   I recommend his blog for laughs.

…speaking of new blogs,

               

This is Glenn. He is cool. And he is quite hot. And he goes to my church ( St. Peter’s ).

He’s ALSO GOT A NEW BLOG!! AND HE LINKED MEEEE!!!~~~ ( click below )

           <  www.purehotchocolate.blogspot.com >

I recommend it for bored people on boring nights, for unboring posts and interesting stuffs. I also encourage ex-josephians to read his blog

haha

***New blogs i’ve recently discovered/was jus born :-

• Glenn’s : www.purehotchocolate.blogspot.com
• Steph’s : www.iamsteph-07.blogspot.com
• Angel’s : www.forgetitbar0207.blogspot.com
• Ah boy’s : www.boy1010.blogs.friendster.com
• s[T]p’s : www.jonathantheodorewee.blogspot.com

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Updates on my music :-

• I used to think Jesse McCartney was gay. Mebe I still think he is; but i ACTUALLY like a song by him now [[ Jesse McCartney : Leavin ]]…and believe it or not, i think he’s not all dat gay lookin nemore~~~

                               

• I was watching Smith Part 3 ( actually not bad despite boring title ); and ther’s one kintio scene wher the soundtrack was "The Cardigans — My Favourite Game" and i COMPLETEEELYYYY fell in love with that song again.

               

**p/s : my com jus got reformatted the other day, please sexy please send me songs if ya got any :D    — i lost my soho songs, send to me!!!

                        

** SOHO TOMORROW NIGHT WITH MY BABES STEPH & OLLIE!!!!****