FirE LicKin HawT

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u WISH!! teehee the WEEWEE!!~~~ i’m not dead yet. I’m dying actually, but i’m not dead yet.

Been working. Yes, me.

I’m actually not such a good worker but yeah, …at least i stick ard 10 hours in green heights mall and sell stuff. I have purple eyes and a purple shirt and super short skirt, and i’m a sexy purple dinosaur, but i’m not barney, i’m baby :)))     *=P*

tahahaha

anyhoohwayhwat, i will update as soon as possible. I have a lot of pictures and a lot of promotions and i shall soon stick them up here.

i’m so bored der, i made friends with all the security guards, i noe how much their walkie talkie costs,…i made friends with all the cleaners, i noe their gossip, they call me ah moi, and i even noe wher to find their brooms n mops and get them myself when i do smth wrong.

I even made friends with the popia girl next door and talked to her about life and technicians, because i happen to have made friends with the technicians too and one happens to be into her and she’s into him. Yesterday she was sad and cried, so we talked about her boyfriend and boys in general to cheer her up.

There’s a girl with a foyer stall, they say she looks jus like me, and they call her babydoll 1 and me babydoll 2 cos they say we are exactly alike. Which i think not. I have pictures to prove it.

There’s a guy in desserts hu likes to walk to the end of the stall and look up to the first floor balcony where i am. I dunno if he’s into me. He’s got a tattoo on his left arm.

– and omg u gotta hear this. I think the world is too small!!

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U see, 4 years ago, i met a boy online, called Elryc. His real name is Eric. Wee. He was from batu lintang and slaps out an accent of an american. I never met him, but he saw me before. As in, he knew how i looked like from photos, so wen he saw me around town, he’d tell me, but i never knew which was him. But all i knew was dat he was fair had brown hair and eyes ( Jane told me ) …and was skinny and quite short.

He soon sed he liked me. And we noe me at that time. So i played along. He was part timing at that time, working for his cousin. When his salary came out, he rushed to buy me a monster pack of Amos cookies of butterscotch and choc chips ( dat was my fav ) and clipped it with a RM100 reload card, and clipped that together with a 6 page letter.

He called to ask if i was at home, i was out with Bryant for a movie. But I said I was at home, i dun recall why but i do hate me for it. He cycled to my house from green road. Halfway it started to rain. I was in the dark cinema watching my movie. He was cycling in the rain and if i rmr correctly he nearly got hit by a car or he nearly hit into a car.

He got to my house and called and called, but i was watching a movie. I thought he wanted to call to talk. I didn’t get the phone.

In the end he left me a msg saying he left me smth at my house.

I ate the cookies i read the letter and i cried. And spent all RM100 talking to him for the next few days.

2 days ago, i was at my stall, and i guy walked up to me. He was quite good looking, moderately tall, quite fair, quite built, spiky hair, baby face. I’ll jus leave the few imperfections on the skin out.

Guy : "Jillian?"

Me : *freaks out* omg hu r u?

Guy : *stares and smiles*

Me : *stares back* … u r–?

Guy : well, i know hu u r, so…it’s time for u to guess hu i am.

Me : ( i flashed back to the time he sed we both looked at each other but he knew i was me but i din noe him, and.. ) ..omg, ERIC?! tis is crazy.

Guy : i know. small world.

Me : yeah.

*blablabla* wen i thought i would never meet this guy again, or see his person actually, he shows up.

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I made friends with the bakers at the bakery becos they like to smile and say hi and immitates the way i talk on the phone becos they are cb.

I sell good numbers 014 under celcom, for RM10 with RM5 reload inside, and any numbers u buy frm me tis month will b credited an extra 20% i.e. reload 10 celcom reload 2 for u, reload 30 celcom reload 6 for u.

I sell wireless broadband modems with celcom registration. Modems are now at super prices — the line has 2 packages, the RM68 per mnth and the RM98 per month. RM68 per month is mor worth it cos it’s mor chun with the speed they are promising. Promotion now, u onli pay for the modem and RM68 for ur first month, no registration fee. Ur first bill comes 2 months later. No contract also, u can terminate at any time. Our warranty is all zetron, original and covers 6 to 12 months depending on modem.

I jus wan to tell u dat Thai construction workers are weird.

Like, okay, the other day a whole bunch of them was walking past the shop. So they came up and one of them sed "hotlink" and i sed "no, we only have celcom" and he says, "hotlink" and i try in mandarin, "mei you hotlink", and he repeats again in exasperation "HOTLINK!"and i stand up and repeat in even bigger frustration, "DON’T HAVE!" and i shake my hands and head. That was wen he understood. And smiled. Yes, he jus stood ther smiling. Then the popia girl laughed. Crazy.

Even funnier, las nite one china chicken came to my shop and asked me for sumthing.

She asked me : "EH-CHEE CHA-CHER"

I got confused : "sorry, wads dat?"

"EH CHEE CHOCHER"

…and i got a bit scared dat she would get annoyed, so i smiled sweetly and asked again, "i’m sorry, i didn’t get that, wad r u looking for?"

*with all her effort, she breathes in and tries again* : "EL-CHEE, CHA-CHER"

OWHHH, LG CHARGERRRR!!

Girl : *nods effusively*

and we laughed der happily for 5 seconds becos i finally get her. Then i broke the news to her "mei you LG de tung si" becos my mandarin sucks, and becos we dun sell LG phones/accesories.

Then she walked away sadly.

*sigh* she’s quite pretty.

But she can’t beat the one my boss brought home las nite. Even i want her.

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Daily plan : i work starting around noon or lunch everyday, and i end around 9 smth, and i pack up, and i go for late dinner with Morgan and other bros at Hijau.

One of the security guards was an ex soldier, isn’t that cool? i was aweing over his ic. It’s hot.

[[ pps : i got a new celcom number, if u dun have my first line, good, u can contact my second : 0148864649 // IF U WANT INFO ON MODEMS, HANDPHONES, AND WADEVER FROM ME, CALL 0148797777 ]]

I wish one day my prince will come~~~

~ by buttaflysheepy on July 21, 2008.