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HELP ME : So does anybady wanibady noe when the megasale is?~~ planning trip to KL wit Ollie, wanna go during megasale _______________________________________________________________________________

Actually the title that i was thinking of ( for today ) was : UNBELIEVABLE!! and u must say it with a mouthful of oreo cheesecake ( with brown and yellow bits flying out sexily into the wind and ur fren’s face ), while grabbing ur ears til they bleed 

So apparently, Mr. Arnold Lim is back in town

YAYYY~~    ( i heard u called me ur bitch, bitch. ) =P

SOO, …Ollie & I went to meet him up for lunch. Or not, ended up goin to Secret Recipe for cake and drinks :D  ( cos we were saving up, else we’d be sitting opposite in Starbucks wher the grass is greener and the mocha is mocha-er ) . ..

THEN RIGHT, these 2 chicks came to sit bhind us.

They were OBVIOUSLY *rolls eyes at Ollie* from China. Cos of their faces and their.. u noe, the way they talk, plus they are so goddamn cho lo. AND they had this big bag of dragonfruit that they simply threw on the table and peeled animal-ey with their hands and ate em.

Also refused to buy even ice water while sitting at Secret Recipe eating their freaking homegrown dragonfruits.

Then ( i was sitting with my back facing these two crazyheads so i had not much view ) .. .. . . . i heard Michelle & Ollie go "OMG". Actually Michelle first, becos she’s mor hamsap..

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( Ollie : how u noe how u noe they’re from China? issit cos they are eating dragonfruit?! ; desperately inquiring Michelle and I who were bitchily discussing her white panties and thighs )

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THE GIRL, THAT WAS SITTING FACING THE ENTRANCE OF THE SPRING, COMPLEEETEEEELYYY DECIDED TO AIR HER CHINA MADE LEGS, SO SHE WAS SITTING WITH LEGS FLUNG OPEN LIKE 60 TO 90 DEGREES. She was also wearing a skirt. If u got fat thighs like me, then u can’t see much shit, but then SHE, was like super white and slim like the china chick she was, …and she had her freaking walking tools spread out like nobody’s business!

– Michelle and Ollie and…err, Michelle’s fren ( dunno name, this Michelle never noe how to intro fren )~~ started heehee haha and "omg, hen da smth smth" …and ‘omg’ here and there again.

Fine, if u think that’s no big deal.

Then several men standing around suddenly spotted the glorious view of The Valley Within.

AND, they told their friends.

And other men saw it too, and shamelessly stared hard, taking in the scenery, or probably trying to zoom in and see more;…maybe their wives are too old to play "innocent rape" with them already.

And they prolonged their ‘cig break’ and pulled chairs from Starbucks opposite, turned it away from the table, and sat openly facing the 2 ignorant china women, one of whom was arousing much sexual tension.

It’s unbelievable how these men can jus do things out in the open like that, smoking in a group and staring straight at Miss Sunny Pussy opposite, smiling and smirking and laughing to themselves.

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And these men are fat and in ties and way older than my postman or his helmet. 

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Like eww? And another group went away and now young boys came and they sat again, turning their chairs opposite to face the china lady with open legs.

It made me sick thinking of how eww-ly uncivilised these bastards were. "Free show ma" is not an excuse and hardly a joke.

Unbelievable, smth like this can happen in broad daylight and i’m sorry if u think it’s no biggie, but fo real it DISGUSTS ME TO MY ALUMINUM BALLS DAT THOSE MEN CAN JUS SO OBVIOUSLY PULL A CHAIR AWAY FROM THE TABLE AND SIT FACING HER, ACROSS THE ENTRANCE WALK,..STARING SHAMELESSLY AND WHO SO FUCKING CLEARLY ARE HORNY FROM THE ANIMAL LOOK IN THEIR EYES. LIKE EWW? CONTROL UR HYPER SPERM PIPE, DAMNIT!!!!! 

         

                             I killed my cake, i heard it swear at me.

**( plus, it was a bit too dry to live long — my Tiramisu ).

I had a tiramisu cake

Ollie had Oreo cheese.

After we got sick bickering about the china chicks and the staring men smirking from across, ( occasionally, Miss Sunny Pussy would flap her thighs in and out habitually, hence leaving it in a still position of an angle wider and clearer than 90 degrees. Even i, with super sexy brands of panties, don’t always encourage public displays of ( nearly ) genitals. )

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Geez, that was crazy. And do u know how insane that china chick was?! SHE DIN EVEN REALISE THAT THE WHOLE OF THE OTHER SIDE AT STARBUCKS WAS BUSY ERECTING!!! cibai ah!!~~ … crazyhead!!

I would loveeeee to show u a pic of her. I’m sorry i din manage to do it becos she was RIGHT BEHIND ME and i din noe how to take a beautiful shot wifout being noticed. And i’m scared of dragonfruits.

                           

               

                           

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Anyway, u noe i have a big mouth; so i shall proceed to explain YESTERDAY’S post, …as NOTHING on this blog is ever "anonymous"/"unknown" unless it is ultimately private and demonstrates disrespect or results in physical act of violence — and THIS BLOG PROHIBITS CENSORSHIP.

Wad happens was, u noe there’s this beautiful girl i know called Steph

 

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– her blog is < www.iamsteph-07.blogspot.com > as most already noe.

Recently, sum cibei yang tagged on her blog sumthing that was not very nice about Steph; that she edited her eyes and were fake ( like wtf Steph has nice eyes and it’s called contacts and make up, so go have sex with the canteen man and get money to buy ur own ) …which was so stupid i dunno wher to begin spelling stupid.

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naturally, frens of Steph defended her and cursed those nabeh kias to hell~~ ( "Li & Qi" as they are spposedly called proceeded to provoke us with talks of sibu ppl and policemen ) 

the reason why i didn’t blog it yesterday was because i didn’t like to bring bad attention to my fren’s blog and because it was so childish.

My intention of blogging it is now because that stupid bitch made a very careless mistake and now we know who it was.

I kan-ed that person like crazy in the blog.

Check out my literal tongue.

But that person, sadly, did not hiu my abusive comments. =(

In fact, only wen Ollie commented a mildly mean comment like "they are ugly" which is NOT WORSE than my "shot in the cibai" line, …the unbelievably stupid person commented immediately :-

"u and ur sis the same de…fake"

– my my. however on earth can a noe a girl hu commented with the name "Ollie" is Steph’s sis, assuming this person is obviously not sumone close to both?

I tell u why.

TING, i noe u can’t reply our bitchy tags tonight becos u are out either cao-sai-ing with sumone’s boyfriend again, -OR- ur out clubbing and dancing on tables.

When u come home and read Steph’s blog, better not immediately shoot back; go sleep first. I’m sure the beer in ur head is killing u ( YAY ). We won’t bother to read the blog til tmr anyway :)     — and yes everyone including those online warriors in nana’s blog knows it’s freaking u.

Ur so stupid u make Britney Spears look like Albert Einstein’s inspiration.

                      

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TAHAHAHA. i’m so childish i shud go and make frens with kids in kindergarten *tralalala~~

                         

I’ve been bored lately

Been spending my nights pretending to be Ah Boy’s girlfriend, chattin to s[T]p ( who also just recently opened his new blog ) – < www.jonathantheodorewee.blogspot.com > . .. wad else? and chattin to random others :)))   I recommend his blog for laughs.

…speaking of new blogs,

               

This is Glenn. He is cool. And he is quite hot. And he goes to my church ( St. Peter’s ).

He’s ALSO GOT A NEW BLOG!! AND HE LINKED MEEEE!!!~~~ ( click below )

           <  www.purehotchocolate.blogspot.com >

I recommend it for bored people on boring nights, for unboring posts and interesting stuffs. I also encourage ex-josephians to read his blog

haha

***New blogs i’ve recently discovered/was jus born :-

• Glenn’s : www.purehotchocolate.blogspot.com
• Steph’s : www.iamsteph-07.blogspot.com
• Angel’s : www.forgetitbar0207.blogspot.com
• Ah boy’s : www.boy1010.blogs.friendster.com
• s[T]p’s : www.jonathantheodorewee.blogspot.com

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Updates on my music :-

• I used to think Jesse McCartney was gay. Mebe I still think he is; but i ACTUALLY like a song by him now [[ Jesse McCartney : Leavin ]]…and believe it or not, i think he’s not all dat gay lookin nemore~~~

                               

• I was watching Smith Part 3 ( actually not bad despite boring title ); and ther’s one kintio scene wher the soundtrack was "The Cardigans — My Favourite Game" and i COMPLETEEELYYYY fell in love with that song again.

               

**p/s : my com jus got reformatted the other day, please sexy please send me songs if ya got any :D    — i lost my soho songs, send to me!!!

                        

** SOHO TOMORROW NIGHT WITH MY BABES STEPH & OLLIE!!!!****

                      

~ by buttaflysheepy on June 20, 2008.